FIREFIGHTER PEDERSEN 🥇

So… from what we hear, Pedersen was calling around clubs, doing his best at convincing players to sign for us, only for us (‘the club’) to not be allowed to. 
 

This guy is ******** bang up against it. Let’s hope this club doesn’t ruin him altogether. 

“Alan Biggs:  Understand the finally captured Harry Amass (hugely helped by Man Utd) was one of FOUR players Henrik Pedersen lined up from PL clubs. Heard the others were from Man City, Chelsea & Crystal Palace. Costing around £500 per week had they been cleared. #SWFC

7:42 PM · Sep 1, 2025” 

£500 a week though. Fúckin mental this.

Think about Pedersen though 

Put in the effort

Lines up bargain basement loans 

Gets 1 out of 4 and nothing else 

And still people will be buy a pint and a pie on a match day!

a tough job made harder by DC

Pedersen will be professional and do his best in spite of the clubs problems 

But what a ******** uphill task

With fizz all help 

Probably booking hotels and motor coach drivers, too. 
 

Results on the pitch don't matter anymore while Daftjohn is still here.

Get the games called off now, to a man the players will understand why.

A fire fighter with no water 

No one to book the hotels now Röhl's gone ?

If this were a game of Monopoly you'd shout flip this and fling the board up in the air wouldn't you?! 

So a waste of Pedersens time and effort 

Pederson will be gone the second the new owners take over

5 minutes ago, Bloxwich Owl said:

 

Don't fancy him. Bad reputation.

His name is Mudd.

Where is my coat?