scilly owl

Blow the feckin whistle ref you tuss.

Is he breast feeding ?

What time do you start work Taz Surely it’s time to close your laptop and toddle off.

Keeerrist… this has got to be one of the worst games of football that I have ever seen.

The one in his garden at home.

Iorfa fit…. Ugbo not even on the bench !

If we get the kick off it will be knocked back to Baz who will launch it out of touch half way down the right wing. We’ll then pop it around quite nicely for four and a half minutes until one of our defenders thinks that he has the quality to play it out from the back, he’ll get robbed just outside our penalty area and we’ll go one down. After not having a single shot or touch in their area our keeper will play a goal kick to Palmer who is standing inside our own area , he’ll be dispossessed and we’ll go in at half time 2-0 down. Haven’t really thought about the second half but it could be worse.

Particularly as Wilder stood there in front of the Blunt fans pointing at the three empty stands, each stand, one by one. Tuss.

He must sap the energy of his teammates. We’ve all played in a team that is carrying a total passenger , even at village green level, and it’s thoroughly demoralising.

I accept that.

We’re still allowed to comment though aren’t we, still allowed to voice our frustration possibly??

I think that you’re right. Also, although our keeper can’t realistically be blamed for either goal I do get the feeling that a top quality keeper would have dealt with both of those shots.

We know that Ugbo is utterly useless, the match summarisers know that Ugbo is utterly useless… yet he still gets unwarranted game time.

Ugbo ain’t scored since the Dead Sea called in sick. The law of averages says that today’s the day. ( that’s what I’ve said to myself the last thirty times that he’s been selected anyway)

Jeeeeeesssuuusss.