GlossopOwl

"Where's yer life gone, where's it going... Carty la?"

For god sake pal, just enjoy the ride and stop moaning. Bet you're one of them that cries his self to sleep when the shirt has a white centre stripe instead of a blue one. Worldy, Ronaldo-esque free kick. End of. The boys were on their arses at the end. Fùcked, the lot of 'em. But we clapped 'em all off like Champions League winners, despite the score. There'll be plenty more "just stand still" moments over the next couple of years, but just get behind the lads. Maybe, without all the bellyaching, they might just surprise us. Miracle of Hillsborough, and all that...?

Love that. Massive props to the folks who did it

Hey everyone, stop what you're doing and look at me! Farewell season, hahaha! You're not Elton John lad, nobody gives a fùck. Woof.

Our kid, whose got a season ticket, says there were people in black and gold scarves buying beer and scran. Some people really are f00kin halfwits aren't they!?

It was either Rooney or Owen (or both) who said that Emile Heskey was the best strike partner they ever had. Quality footballers talking sense about a quality footballer.

Don't be a ********, lad!

J97

He needs to F*** OFF

Much too young. RIP Bartman.

RIP Tricky. It was a wonderful time being a Wednesdayite in the early 90s, and TF was a massive part of that.

And Tricky Dickie, the ginger fella off Corrie and that lass from Sky News!