Pete Zarhutt

Another one? Cool, just what we need after the Blades game. Hopefully DCs expensively purchased facial recognition software will identify the throbbers & they can be banned & will be free to spend their matchdays being dickweeds elsewhere. A pint, a line, a match and a fight - a Great British night.

Ingelsson looked like he was initially going to take to take it. Lowe wanted to take it as well. Bannan should have taken it, You know the rest

"One group wanted us to merge with our neighbours". Cool.I want to wake up & find Scarlett Johansson in the shower. Not going to happen either.

Rovrum had a not very good squad. We don't even have a squad & what there is is threadbare. And we're also restricted in terms of what we can get in as reinforcements. Yes,we will set a new record. But 100% of the blame for it is on Elephant Man.

If Elephant Man was still here he would have sacked Henrik P & give the same reason he did when Monk went..."Bad Manager. Nowhere near top 6"..... Conviently forgetting points deductions & general off field chaos.

Yeah. Time for Elephant Mans expensive facial recognition cameras to make themselves useful.

Someone chucked a coin on the pitch at one point. It could have been a bid through.....

Sex & Travel. TBF Blades would have given the same response as us.

Fit & Proper Person Test Questions : 1) "Have you got any money?" 2) "Can we have some?" If 'yes' to both then crack on. Worked for DC

For what? Sales of oversized tea mugs?

"Bad Customer"

A nightmare consortium of DC, the cast of Rainbow, Liz Truss, Orange Donald & Jack Nicholson from the The Shining. Our Leighton can only look on in stunned disbelief.

We've no-one else available thanks to Elephant Man so he either starts or comes on as a sub. Anywhere else or under normal circumstances here, he would have been bombed out completely or sent on loan to somewhere like Newport. He needs one to go in off his nose, backside or anything just to give him some confidence back, but it may be beyond that now. When you're a striker in that sort of run, you go back to basically goal-hanging to play your way back into some sort of form & confidence. That would be in a normal team/squad though. Not the patched up, threadbare team that we have at the moment.

Lowest point was the Middlesbrough game & the days leading up to it. We were in a dark tunnel then & couldn't see any light. Now we are still in that tunnel, but can see some light & it will get steadily brighter. Can you imagine what today would have been like if Elephant Man was still clinging on here? It doesn't bear thinking about.

I was surprised he said it, but doubt he would if we'd have got a point or more from that game.