Saskatoon owl

We are still using typewriters to send letters to the players agents to buy , why do you think it took this long to get Jordan Rhodes . And when he finally arrived he was past his sell by date

Looks like he dropped one with the look on his missis face

He just likes the nurses

That wiped the smile off the thrower on Gillette football

Your not a funeral director by any chance asking how tall he is and weight

So we can’t make the playoffs no more

Be lucky to get a million nevermind half price

No let him walk there he has a lot on his mind to think about

Jos will be off back to Germany tomorrow, he’s probably just booked his flight now

Game over 2-1 to tractors

Sing this song at the beginning of the match to see if it changes anything in their performance.. we only sing when we’re winning, sing when we’re winning.. we only sing when we are winning.... everybody shhhhhhhhhhhhhh at the end of the song

Could of bought a proper ebike for a grand or so

No ones coming back , they looked outside and thought fizz that there’s a white substance covering the floor and it’s too cold

Going to be a poo season next year too , injured players won’t be in a hurry to come back and if become playable won’t be sold cause of the fitness levels they will have . That leaves no money for any new players either for next season so will end up with a team full of crocs who won’t be interested in playing to their capabilities if they have any left .

Fans should buy get well cards and hand them to Hutchinson and Matias

Not sure next seasons going to be much different, with injured players dropping in value to cash in on and the fifa rules about buying better players , and would anyone want our injured players ? Only players who will attract interest are probably Reach , Pudil, Joao , wildsmith, or Boyde. So might be a disappointing closed season.

Can’t see us seeing any of the injured players back either apart from Tom lees and him from Watford can’t remember his name or face with him being lost in the wilderness if players recover from injury then they will need games in the under 23s to get their fitness back

At least 20 points I gues

Could have been that monk from Thailand said his prays wrong way round who supposedly bring us good fortune from a chinease cookie

I’m beginning to think that some cheeky monkey made voodoo dolls of the Wednesday players at the beginning of the season and one by one sticking pins in em to injure them or the same cheeky monkey jinx the place with black magic .

His GPS fizzed up and ended up at Wednesday’s ground instead of Huddersfield

Don’t think they all will be back in time and depends if they get picked , Jos might think it’s unfair to put players in who haven’t featured in the cup games .

Next round if we beat Swansea

He’s fat he’s round he bounces of the ground Sammy Lee Sammy Lee those were the days

Jos after he looked at the pitch this morning for training with slight frustration wondering if the injuries will clear up