s73owl
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He was good with crosses
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I've just deleted all the German names off of my phone, now it's Hans free -
People say I'm dumb because I have a lisp, it makes me thick
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Janet Street Porter goes into a bar and asks the barman "Can I get a large aperitif?" Barman says, "I doubt it"
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I’ve got a new job drilling holes for water, it’s well boring
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My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army, he used to go in all buns glazing
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I was in the chemist and I asked an assistant, “What gets rid of Coronavirus?” She said, “Ammonia cleaner.” I said, “Oh sorry, I thought you worked here
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I bought a really cheap wig this morning, it was a small price toupee
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Question to Away supporters - Are you renewing?
s73owl replied to Heeleyowl's topic in Sheffield Wednesday Matchday
Smooth as f**k Hoots, smooth as f**k -
Could have been worse, could have ended up in Liverpool
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What do you say to a Mexican who doesn't like protein powder? No whey Jose
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I've got a confession, I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid But I can stop anytime
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Got arrested today after falling into a combine harvester after trying to steal it I'm getting bailed tomorrow
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Do you let him out to use the toilet and what not?
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Didn't know Mr Bean was an Owls fan Take it as a joke ctp
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I think my dog's a blacksmith, I opened the back door and he made a bolt for the gate
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The Trust are selling balaclavas??
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He's coming for you, he's coming for you David Logan,
s73owl replied to Prutton Away's topic in Sheffield Wednesday Matchday
Someone else will get it
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How many went on the pitch after the cameras turned away?
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I thought it was the fans that were going to invade?
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Never seen so many stewards for so few fans
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I like jumping from chocolate bars Apologies for going off topic
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I once had a racing snail that wanted to get rid of his shell because he thought it would make him faster, he got rid of his shell but it made him sluggish
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Same pal, arm was already up in the air in a natural position because of the jump and the QPR player headed it onto his arm, no way a penalty
