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I think I’d rather see my team getting battered in a fancy new stadium than battered in an old crumbling one.

HMS PTL ran aground just off the coast.

That’s pretty much what’s happening anyway. If ever there’s a time where letting someone go for a hattrick penalty when they’ve earned the right to do so, then maybe a season where we’re guaranteed to finish bottom regardless could be that time.

Such an important penalty too. I fear we won’t stay up now.

Is that the same Grok that said Elon Musk would beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match?

Fixed it for you.

HMS PTL has been patched up and broken free of its moorings.

HMS PTL returns to dock for scrapping.

Don’t be silly. I said HMS PTL has left the dock. Now you’ve taken the fantasy too far.

HMS PTL finally leaves the dock!

Did they apply for it and get turned down?

Bramall Lane won't exist once they've merged with us...

The bloke from London’s Burning?

All very interesting, but how are we not talking about this…?