New Maple Staple

I can't wait for people to start speculating about people speculating

Sh ! t creek is not on their. Must be a map from last year.

I thought it was going to be about golf clubs ............................... disappointed

someone should create a worst Sheffield XI based on the worst players each club has had - the stuff of nightmares.

Sounds like: A superhero from the Fantastic 4 or Wolverine warming up

There are known unknowns or as we like to call it .................................. our team sheet

Must have been a POD-cast about Peas

Peace Charles is in goal. It's a sign!!

did it miss the minus sign off

Could be - IDK = I Don't Kare

Alfreton beat our younger side 12-0 (could be a potential benchmark). If you add in if it's an inexperienced team and potential late wages could have a negative affect on the scoreline. What could count in our favour is that younger team will try harder because it's the first team / chance to put themselves in shop window. More experienced players might be more cautious if don't want to get injured however. Leicester 8 Wednesday 0 ( Leicester 5 up at half time)

Columbus crew-cut

Could be a fringe player

Song for next season - sung to the tune of 10 green bottles.

Great way of distracting the opposition. We'll need all the help we can get.