Sasquatch

Villa Park - once upon a time, similar size, similar history, hosting the same calibre games. It hasn't lost any of its charm or history in its evolution to a stadium, shop and facilities that are simply decades ahead of ours. Still an in city ground and surrounded by housing, pubs, factories etc, that we always see as a detriment to our situation. Has also been used to successfully host many huge concerts and other non football events, that generate the sort of funding we need going forward.

Can we set up a crowd funding page to get Ross McCormac to go and sit on his garden wall and throw cabbages at the fat cooont ??

Think you’ll find Norm was the nickname of a certain other former Owl

Not everyone’s face is the same colour as yours Grandad

New kit manufacturer

I now know 30 pages was a bit of an underestimation !!

She fell over

lol

If I gave details of the conversation with him in the Hilton on Saturday night, I reckon we could get this thread to 30 pages no problem !!

Not surprised after being fisted by Keith Harris for all those years!

Was in the lift with us at the Hilton after the game and he signed my young uns shirt. He would have done it anyway, but he was with his mum and she told him he had to or else !!

If she's done the rounds anywhere near as much as this joke, then we've all had her before!

He came for bantz and ended up leaving a little shell shocked

Because we have a monopoly on eggs !!?

Turtle Doves

You could've took the time to get to grips with this quote lark

Mexico Said Donald Trump!

Could've sworn you were leaving? 4/10

N thar she blows......

Quick, fire up the Flounceometer, I think we're gonna need it.....

So what predicted temperature inside a Stevenson Screen, would provide you with conditions where you are sat in direct sunlight inside a sheltered bowl of a football stadium, whereby you would consider it Scorchio Hmmmmm ??

According to Metcheck: Scorchio 21°C (with the threat on no more than a shower between 1-6pm)

4 pints of Guinness and sprout mexicaan