Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted April 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2021 "What is it Hargreaves, I'm just on my way out" "Merch, Snoots. You old gimmer. Merch. Like this mug." "What the blazes are you on about; and what's a gimmer?" "Merch is stuff we can sell and you're a Gimmer. Look, I don't know if you have heard about it in your ivory towers but down here on the streets, there's a thing called the 'rona. Times are tough. And when I say tough , I say TOUGH in Capital letters" "Yes, yes, I get all that and of course I've heard of the bloody Corona. But what are you ringing me for at this time of night for?" "We're not selling enough!" "Well I don't see that's my problem. Don't you have a sales department?" "We do! And they have sent me back their analytical data and findings. We're not reaching a big enough target audience." "I fail to see-" "You're going to have to cut it out with the monologues, the tactical stuff and the heartfelt earnest columns. If we wanted that we'd get Ronnie Corbett" "Corbetts dead!" "So are monologues! Especially yours! I've got the data here. Your last thread. 38,000 views" "Yes?" "First time we've gone sub forty in long time." "And?" "And?! And!? I'll tell you "and" Snoots. We've lost 25184 views in a week! 41504 in a fortnight! That's a lot of potential Mug buyers we're missing!" "Well that's hardly a surprise, Wednesday are doomed! I don't know if you've seen the league table!" "It's not that. It's not Wednesday. The data has been looked at. It's Stubbs." "Stubbs?" "The last thread with Stubbs 63,597 views, week before that ,79,917 views, week before.." "Eh?!" "We're bringing him back. He's the one the bringing the potential customers in" "It was you that didn't offer him a new deal! I told you his contract was about to expire!" "You didn't tell me early enough! Anyway, he's coming back. Only problem is because of the Covid. The 'rona. We're a bit skint. So I'm going to have to tear your contract up and offer you a new one, so we've got enough to get him back." "A pay cut you mean!" "That's the negative way of looking at it. It's only a 50% adjustment. " "Absolutely not. I won't. No. I will not sign it." "I'll throw in some extras to make it worth while." "What?" "An Owlstalk mug" "No. No, no, no and no!" "And a 2005 Owlettes calender" "Done!" "Good lad! Oh, you should probably know though, September and October are stuck together" "FFS" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WEDNESDAY V's CARDIFF CITY April 5, 2021 Kick Off: 5.30pm Hillsborough ---------------------- -------------------------- Two sides in identical form in the last three games. A defeat, a draw, a victory and a defeat is the sequence of results for both Wednesday and Cardiff heading into this showdown. Both teams desperate to get back to winning ways. Wednesday to avoid the drop and Cardiff to try and claw back some ground on the top six. ---------- WEDNESDAY ---------- I mean to say, personally Hutchinson has to play right sided centre half for me. It's clearly his stand out position. And Urhoghide has the athleticism to really make that RWB position his own if we stick to this system and give him a run. But...I'm just a humble supporter, and for whatever reason, our club staff don't seem to agree so it doesn't look like it's going to happen. Still, at least we have a forward pairing given a chance to develop an understanding. One that did for these at their place earlier in the season. Which does somewhat beg the question why it was ever broken up... And we saw against Watford (Despite the result) what everyone has been saying for 4 years. Get Bannan another 15 yard up the pitch and he looks a different player. WEDNESDAY PROBABLE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- CARDIFF CITY -------------------------- Cardiff could be without captain Sean Morrison at Hillsborough due to a calf strain that kept the defender out against Forest. Young defender Joel Bagan has undergone shoulder surgery and will definitely play no part, while fellow left-back Joe Bennett is some way off a return from an ACL injury. Perry Ng was back among the subs last time out and is expected to come back into the starting lineup here, and there could also be a start for Seyi Ojo out wide. CARDIFF CITY POSSIBLE-: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We're still in with a fighting chance. I know it doesn't look good but while ever there are points available and games to play we have to stick with it. You know the old phrase.... Ah crap 11 1 7 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 I think well lose this one personally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooogs Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 Don't eat the yellow snow and don't lick your fingers after trying to separate the autumn pages... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mighty wednesday Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Great OMDT but why did you have to post all that guff about some game of football? And for the love of God why oh why is it always the best pages that get stuck together? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Sorry your Lordship. All I could come up with was to cancel the fixture because of the Covid scare and in it's stead put on a footy tournament of X-Box and Subuteo but the points count towards our relegation I mean escape from relegation. All our players will be black right backs with Urogihide emblazoned on their shirts. If that doesn't do the trick then nothing will. 0 0 v WAWAW GIVE IT EM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KcebSWFC11 Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Even the club crest rose is turning red with all the L L L we’ve accumulated this season 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullitsAA Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Strange suspicion my writing has gone to italics, (3 points) not very well made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 1-1 or 2-1 loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarpurOwl Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Come on Wednesday - we can still do this - remember what Franklyn D Roosevelt once said - ‘When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it AND HANG ON’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gresh Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 May as well go down swinging and attack, attack, attack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Play up Wednesday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEdwards Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Sort the rose out!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 THE WEDNESDAY 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Fortress Hillsborough. Do it for England. Rip their scrotes off. Come on Wednesday. I want to see some battling performances. No laziness, no shirking, no Reaching. Ave it!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobbyStyle Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Great OMDT again Lord Snooty Tbh I’m baffled as to why Stubbs doesn’t “start in” every OMDT. Are you being told who to include in your “line-up” by a higher power? I think we’ll sneak this one this afternoon/evening. 1-0 to the Wednesday Club. UTO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0rtherner Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Thanks,Snoots, I hope those final words don't become the theme of this thread today... "ffs" Come on Wednesday, one last push! Not that there was one prior, but now would be a good time to push for 8 consecutive matches! UTO! Believe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Django Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 3-0 win Marriott Brown Kachunga Reach with 3 assists 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Oh great another game, at least it’s 1 more game closer to the season ending. Reckon Rhodes will be dropped because he hasn’t scored for 1 game? As always excellent OP, best thing about match days imo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Lets get the season finish Preparing for league one football next season, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 This is it, final few games and all winnable. Don't think we'll win enough though. Unfortunately, Coventry and Rotherham have equally winnable games, so could be a defining day after Birmingham's win the other night. We could end the day 10 points or 4 points adrift. No idea how our game will go, given up trying to second guess this group of players, or even if they'll bother to turn up and look interested...but hope they do and we win. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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